Good jokes to make your day

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,

but I never told them anything !! "

What's the difference between people

who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,

then I realized that God doesn't work that way,

so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :

" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "

His father replied :

" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,

because I still have mine. "

Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :

"Paul seems to be a very bright boy,

but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "

The mother wrote back the next day :

" If you find a solution, please advise.

I have the same problem with his father ! "